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The knight gifted with the beautiful wings of a dove, loyal to the cherry blossoms that forever bloom by his side.
"Until death comes at me riding on a white horse, I'm not going anywhere."
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UNLESS IT'S A FAAAAAAARM
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"Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all. "
~ Anonyomus
"The thing to remember, is that artists are magical beings. They're the only people other than the gods who can grant immortality."
~ Matt Ruff
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Cake or Death? - Eddie Izzard
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Before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes. ;D
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Wipe the tears from my eyes
I'm beautifully broken
And I don't mind if you know it
I'm beautifully broken
Kai Hiwatari's ultimate fan girl
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Wipe the tears from my eyes
I'm beautifully broken
And I don't mind if you know it
I'm beautifully broken
Kai Hiwatari's ultimate fan girl
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